What’s a good training regimen for pursuing my new career in ping pong?
I need to work on my hand to eye coordination, I can’t hit the stoopid little ball…
12 Responses to “What’s a good training regimen for pursuing my new career in ping pong?”
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May 26th, 2010 at 3:14 am
Ask Forrest Gump?
May 26th, 2010 at 4:04 am
I’ll teach you babby I’m a ping pong chamPEEN.
May 26th, 2010 at 4:48 am
Start smacking hot chicks on the butt, it will drastically improve your forehand swing.
May 26th, 2010 at 5:25 am
Play nonstop ping pong and post it on YouTube.
It’ll be a hit.
May 26th, 2010 at 5:36 am
good luck taking on the Chinese with that one
May 26th, 2010 at 5:57 am
I didn’t know pigs played sports…. just hold the ball with your tail and toss it.
May 26th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Work on getting longer arms Piggy
SteveC
May 26th, 2010 at 7:15 am
Ok I’m gonna try to be really serious here.
First best is a half table, folded up, so the ball is all you focus on.
Second bit of advice, once you decide to use an opponent, do not pick a Chimp or a young asian girl, who has medals hung around her neck and a wicked look in her eye.
Third, get a bigger paddle, like one of them big wooden pizza flipper thingys or a fry pan.
4. wear an eye patch and switch it sometimes to find out whare yer brain is dominant.
5. Give it up and come over to the bar with me, and we can watch others goofing on the big screen TV.
Dallas
May 26th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Lots of beer and pork rinds my little pink friend….
<—-worked for me
May 26th, 2010 at 7:37 am
Eat more Chinese Food.
May 26th, 2010 at 7:54 am
the best way to become WORLD CHAMP
is to move to China and practice with them
let them teach you for a year or two and then your name WILL be known world wide as Champ of The World
good luck
smile
May 26th, 2010 at 8:26 am
have ur ‘princess’ lean over u topless!! thatll fix the hand eye thing!! or ull keep dropping the paddle!!
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